On a Much Lighter Note

I had to borrow this image off of Google, because it made me think of what might have happened to gentleman I was driving next to on the interstate today, at 80 mph. Obviously, we have all seen the occasional driver who needs to pick their nose, or the lady who puts her make-up on while sitting at the stop light. This gentleman, who was initially behind me, passed us doing at least 80, while brushing his teeth. I wondered at that moment, where was he going? I mean it was 3:00pm, and he was obviously in a hurry, he didn't even have time to brush them at home. Then came the next question, maybe he was coming from somewhere, not headed somewhere? He brushed and brushed, I'm guessing with a dry toothbrush, because I didn't actually observe him spitting out the window at any point.

I decided after observing while driving, that he had somewhere important to be. When he finished brushing his teeth, he took a really good long look in the rear view mirror, and started picking his nose, apparently not realizing he was not the only one on I-25 today.
Thank you unsafe driver, I needed a good laugh today!
If you have seen something outrageous while driving please share your story. I laughed so hard today!